I was walking through Pallet the other day, and while turning at the corner, saw through my window something that made my heart freeze. I shook my head and said to myself: "Pfft, surely you are imagining things andrekeroxd. There is no way what you are thinking is true..." I opened my door and fell to my knees. In a floor of white cream with red sprinkles, I spot a sign.

Beware fellow Loka people, HE has arrived...

What to do if you get caked

1) Scream and panic.

2) Call for admins and whine.

3) When the admins leave disappointed that you're not actually in trouble, screenshot the event.

4) Find some way to send said screenshots to andrekeroxd, the archnemesis of the Cake Ninja.